My favorite Effie Brown story:
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It’s very “Ooh a kitty!......A Kitty?!?!”
At least he wasn’t trying to fly it, because you know that’s what that dick Toonces would have done.
The people who make gofundme might be the next to jump off a bridge. Seems like its become a platform to reward stupidity and ignorance.
Getting drunk once or twice at 13, sure, that happens and is forgivable, but if it’s getting out of control, or if it wasn’t alcohol but other drugs that she may have been turning to as an escape for possible depression she was hiding, a parent does need to take action. At that age I’d be very worried about her safety…
Ah! I am just remembering. She would say it was “too grown up” for me to do that. Funny what comes back to you. I always heard that about hair coming back thicker and darker, but I feel like i remember hearing that get debunked recently. Something about it only looking/feeling that way because of the way the razor…
The art of tipping is, for most people, really freaking annoying. How much is too much? How much is too little? Is this the only reason I had to learn how to calculate percentages in 5th grade?
Wow, wow, wow. I did this to a guy I liked during an AP exam. At first I thought you might be the same dude and I was psyched to say "hi Gary" but then I realized it wasn't during the history test, it was biology. Or maybe it was the Regents test. And stuff definitely happened; I lost my virginity to him a week…
True story: when I took my AP History exam, a girl I totally had the hots for was sitting behind me. It was a hot late-May day, so I was wearing shorts and sneakers with no socks. Because I was a Very Serious Student, I was hunched over the test, with my legs tucked under the chair. About an hour into the test, I felt…
Regarding the chicken horse tugjob, it was as bad a night as it sounds. We were forced to sit at our kids desks, which were arranged in clusters of 5. I am already uncomfortable sitting in a chair designed for 9 year olds in way too close proximty of 4 other parents - all women mind you. I was one of 2 dads who…
Right, but it's not inherently structured the way it is in society at large. And yes to mixed neighborhoods/growing up with parents who have friends from different backgrounds. For some reason, I grew up with very little interaction with blondes, and I am *terrible* at telling people with blonde hair apart from one…
Slander, at no point does this kid hit either car! He makes it by inches, Vin Diesel would shake this kid's hand.
I know, right? "Thank god this 4-year-old white girl told us the true story. Otherwise we would have had to put this guy in jail with no evidence, no prior history of violence and no motive."
Cody Oakes, 25, an operations manager for J.P. Morgan, had been ready to walk out the door with a duffel bag in his hand to go to football practice. (He plays quarterback and wide receiver for the Bellingham Bulldogs, a semi-pro team.) He'd noticed heavily armed police in camouflage marching down the road.
Kids are basically proof that racism and homophobia are learned behaviors. You're not born with them.
The list of female body requirements just keeps growing. We absolutely cannot have body fat. But if we're physically fit, we absolutely cannot have muscles showing. I think the sexy tubes seems to be the ideal these days. Which is weird since this model's ab muscles are impressive.
It's so weird to me that her muscle tone was altered — she's a beautiful woman, and making thin models look like they don't have muscle mass makes them look kind of like sexy tubes with hair extensions rather than humans with bones and muscles and organs.
I forgot about Sting's amazing body and the ridiculous noble outfits.