So the guy that beat up a stripper for taking money while he made it rain is calling someone a punk. You have to admire the Herculean level of disconnect.

One thing that Pryor doesn’t suck at: causing opposing cornerbacks to screw-up their subject-verb agreement.

Funny quote by Travis...and pretty impressive Kelce Grammar.

And here’s the NFL, publicizing the unsportsmanlike conduct!

Newsflash; people who can’t tell they’ve been conned surprised when it turns out they’ve been conned.

Wow, you don’t even have to be a police officer to get away with shooting a black guy.

A good example of not rushing to judgement would be refraining from shooting another person in a fit of road rage.

I feel terrible for chuckling at this.

It’s not either/or. These are great groups to give to and your local DV shelter, soup kitchen, or literacy program can certainly also use your money and especially your time. [dick joke]

Don’t ignore your local charities, either. We like to make a donation to a local organization and one with similar, but more global goals (like hunger, or reproductive rights, etc.).

The defender pulling out a broad sword and slicing Bradford in half after the play wouldn’t have influenced the throw either, but, as you said, that’s irrelevant. Should have been flagged.

their playoff chances have fallen to 32 percent, per FiveThirtyEight. 

It was an idiotic suggestion to begin with.

They should probably vet him before he visits. Then put him through some advanced interrogation, just to determine what his intentions are. Then if necessary, place him in some sort of camp until they determine what to do with people of his kind.

It would be much funnier if we weren’t going to get sucked down with them.

The White Working Class (Peace Be Upon Them) hates political and financial insiders. It’s why they reelected their incumbent Republican Reps and Senators.

Hey yokels, enjoy getting fucked in the ass:)

But I thought emails

They must not have been wearing their Under Armor.

The look on her face is like she’s trying to figure out how she can be with a man who is about to vote for trump.