I am a fan, so I know about superstitions. Also, I’m perfectly capable of understanding that both teams have been horribly managed for decades. Being “Cursed” is simply a silly, lovable way to brand decades worth of terrible results. With the Indians, they made a great movie out it, one that I pretty much quote every…

You know what’s also childish? Believing that a logo prevents you from winning 4 games before another team. When exactly did this “karma” kick in?

What did your wife say after Game 3?

Children believe in superstition.  

Exactly. She needs clicks. She gets less clicks if she writes this next week.

I didn’t cry. I guess that makes me a horrible person.

Yes everyone’s window, including the Cubs, will be short. It’s baseball, the closest thing we have had to a dynasty is the Giants, who cobble together pieces of their team that surrounds a solid core of players.

I’m excited for the Tribe next year. But I’m not expecting them to return to the Series. Nor the Cubs for…

Yes my friends and I have always said change the team to the spiders and be done with it. Fans will flip out, because white people never like to be uncomfortable, but they will come around.

I’m not an expert on what puckered anuses look like, so I’ll just to trust you on this.

Dude the internet age is about getting clicks. Lindsey writes stuff for clicks. She will write the word “shit” 400 times because it will fire you up, fire me up.

Yes, the best team throughout the entire baseball season ended up winning the World Series and the Indians lost because karma, making it the biggest collapse ever.

Either you don’t understand how baseball works, or you don’t understand karma. You can’t be both, because both are in fact mutually exclusive.

I appreciate the serious points you try to make, but perhaps you could do them without sounding like some sort of angst driven teenager.

Whenever I have encountered a parking ticket issuer I simply say thanks and accept the fine.

It’s just a guess but if you stop thinking they are assholes for doing their jobs and giving you stuff you think you somehow deserve, then perhaps you will view them differently.

Maybe I’m wrong.

I have to go to confession for laughing at this one.

“Here’s some of the ways Indians fans are celebrating Game 1:”

Very, very few Indian fans dress in this moronic way. But cool to make it seem like all us do this.