“I understand your passion for Seiya...”.

“I understand your passion for Seiya...”.

Its Nintendo, what did you expect? They are barely figuring out how the internet works.

I get you, Kotaku is a pile of garbage, yet I insist coming here.

You need help

The only tip i can give to people is don´t play that toxic pile of garbage.

Jesus, this is not your Facebook page. Nobody cares about your pathetic little life.

WOW!!!! No MAKEUP??? So much courage.

Good time to stop with the snacktakus

Oh noes, poor female pixels.

This was just too easy

Why would I want to play a game where the main character is a mother? Maybe on kitchen simulator.

Kotaku should have a section dedicated to fat people falling. True entertainment right there.

Guess snacktaku caught up to him

That´s pathetic to say the least. But hey, i guess some people are pathetic enough to be offended by every little thing.

Nintendo should just give up and ask microsoft for instructions on how to build a network.

I think “pixelize” the GPS data in real time would be even worse for the battery to be honest, that would require a lot of CPU work, more than 3D rendering to be honest.

You think wrong, my friend.

So basically... Preordering is like kickstarter? Pathetic

That windows is taking way too long to boot for his configuration.