Little known fact: this is how the Forester was born.

But... but... taking a conciliatory approach with an imperialistic madman ALWAYS works out for the best...!

New ad: “I’m super gorgeous, a 10/10, but I also have herpes. Love, Giulia”

Weird, since everyone in that video seems thoroughly competent, careful, and generally intelligent. I guess this just goes to show you that freak accidents can occur to the best of us no matter how many precautions you take.

Don’t be an asshole and you won’t attract assholes. Overkill? Perhaps. But they wrote the check when they tried to screw with her.

A WRX looks classy and understated next to this thing.

Could you imagine picking up an educated (shallow) woman for a first date in this thing?

Cadillac’s head of marketing has it half right, people WILL be lured by beautiful cars and they will buy them no matter how bad they are or how unreliable (I’m looking at you Jaguar, Range Rover, Maserati). But you have to have that beautiful car in the showroom for them to actually buy. You can’t expect to sell any…

Grand Tour was such a letdown for me. Super scripted but without the occasional gold that Top Gear had. Top Gear had a “we’re gonna do this stupid outrageous thing” that worked great like launching a space shuttle. Grand Tour has a “wow, this stupid outrageous thing is a total accident”. I get that they wanted to burn…

I hope they get rid of “The American” or at least cut the shtick. I didn’t find it funny at all and it was mostly really annoying.

I feel like this is bullshit to be honest. Since Obama took office for the first time the democrats have lost more seats than ever before. The grand total: a net loss of 1,042 state and federal Democratic posts, including congressional and state legislative seats, and governorships.....because the Russians have been…

Holy crap.....I walked past that gigantic thing in Los Osos CA while on vacation back in March of 2016. That’s definitely Morro Bay in the background, so it has to be the same beast. I was so confused by the whole thing that I didn’t even notice the car stuffed into the back.

I sincerely believe that his policy’s will make life better for Americans. Its nice to have a president that isn’t ashamed to be an American for once.

Nope. I’m not a social justice warrior, I don’t “get triggered.” Just annoyed by the petty leftist propaganda seeping into what was once a perfect haven of automotive hedonism.

Thank God. I come here for candid automobile commentary, not read about how we should all be made to drive a non-viable type of vehicle (for many people) despite the “drive free or die” motto.

I fully endorse this statement. All these lefty Trump haters can eat a bag of dicks. Love him or hate him, he’s our president, and the office deserves better than this petty bullshit haterade coming out of the Jizmoto group these days.

You’re not fucking journalists, you’re now acting as activitist masquerading as a journalist.

I come here for cars and not politics. Please stick to cars. All my friends that read this site are tired of the constant political stances as well. Jalopnik needs to realize most people could care less about politics. I want to read facts and not opinions.

He gnawed off the GPS anklet again. They thought he was in the garage for 32 straight hours, which is normal.

Who the hell let this happen?! who was supposed to be watching David right now huh? Patrick?!