That’s, what, four true statements in 17 words? You’re like the anti-Trump...

Since the Lakers also have zero interest in paying Randle $100 Million, does the fun come from Randle stealing money from a Russion Oligarch? Or from imagining Randle at some vegan Brooklyn co-op buying artisanal tofu in Yoga pants?

I’m totally fine providing no rights at all to any speech by Nazis, for Nazis. We can quibble over Jews spreading Nazi propaganda for “education purposes” if that ever happens.

Even cherry picking can’t make Lonzo look that bad. His asst/turnover is almost exactly John Wall’s and is better than Curry’s. He’s a historically bad shooter, but so are Rondo and Rubio, who had long NBA careers.

I mean, his BEST bet is to go to Golden State, but the NBA has a salary cap and LeBron ain’t taking haircuts. So unless the cap expands to something over $160 Million, New Orleans ain’t happening.

Also, a shotgun won’t shoot through the walls to hit your family and neighbors.

You’re badly misreading the situation here. This has nothing to do with the prosecutor’s burden of proof.

What the hell are you talking about? Seriously, I can’t figure out a damn thing.

Most likely reason: he banged somebody’s wife or daughter. Second most likely: he’s not paying them somehow on something.

The “only played for six years” part, combined with all of the injuries he’s had in those years, makes me think injury-free’s going to be super duper hard for these guys.

I wouldn’t be shocked if that’s his entire career highlight reel.

That’s some pretty non-non-violent protest right there.

It seems like you’re confused about what’s going on. The government’s only getting funded until February 8. Part of the deal is that SCHIP funding is now guaranteed for the year. So the Democrats agreed to two weeks of funding, got SCHIP funded, and a vote on DACA either happens and it passes, or the Democrats don’t…

You know, reading through again I think you have no idea what is legal or illegal. Budging into line? Illegal, if you touch anybody or make anybody reasonably sure you would touch them. Eating coworker’s food? Illegal, that’s theft. Berate an underling? Possibly illegal, depending on what you do.

It is ABSOLUTELY illegal to trip a 5 year old. What the hell are you talking about?

Say hi to Coach K for me.

Right, but if we were ranking all the teams in Liga and EPL, you’d get something like 1-2 La Liga, 3-15 EPL, and then a bunch of pretty marginal clubs.

“Randle and Ingram are... fine. They’re fine.”

To explain why you’re wrong takes way too long, but here you go.

Except that stocks are literally a fractional share of some enterprise somewhere. If you buy stock in Ford, you own a percentage of everything Ford owns. If you own Bitcoin, you own nothing except the chance that somebody else will want to buy that Bitcoin from you.