I really wanted to like Primer. But damn, it’s a mess. The biggest problem is that you don’t even know what’s at stake and why any of this matters until the end. It literally doesn’t have a plot until the end; it’s just a bunch of disjointed, meaningless crap happening to boring characters. Sloooooowly happening, I…

Things I’m utterly sympathetic to: people getting hassled for doing absolutely nothing wrong. Things I have to fight to have sympathy for: skateboarders intending to whip inches away from a cop at high speeds getting the People’s Shoulder from a cop.

There was TONS of criticism of those crazy bastards. Do a search for “The Vagina is Not a Clown Car,” for instance.

Is “amusing” a new way of spelling “tragic?” Because speaking for white people, that show’s all about the moral and psychological trainwreck of having 16+ kids. A very, very small percentage of us white people think it’s showing a cool thing, and we white people think those knuckleheads’re all crazy as loons (i.e.,…

You’re kind of lucky you didn’t get a knife in the kidneys.

He was there because she was trespassing and she wouldn’t leave. He couldn’t walk away.

I’d love to see the Morales Spiderman, but I don’t think this is the time. They finally, after 20 years, Spiderman in the MCU. They need to set up Peter Parker first, then they can bring in something else. Otherwise it would be too jarring; we’ve had a ton of white Sony spidermen, but no MCU spidermen at all. After…

Almost all of it.

I’m a hater, so I’m curious. Does anybody else think the 2017 Celtics don’t look much better than the 2016 Celtics that were probably the 4th or 5th best team in the NBA?

I guess you don’t understand discretion? Or do you think you should get a ticket every time you go 27 in a school zone?

If by “criminals” you mean people working crappy jobs to support their families, then yeah? I guess?

“I’m not sure encouraging employees to take pay cuts or below-market wages “for the mission” sends the right message.”

For take-out? I only leave a small tip, if any.

Right, but YOU’RE NOT A JUDGE. It’s one thing for a judge, on the margins, for a close round, to be persuaded by aggression, action, and crowd reaction. And sure, if you’re a casual fan you can be fooled by action, aggression, and “looking like you’re doing something.” But these are judges, and a judge should have…

This piece is incredibly ironic. I’m an old, so I remember the ‘80s, when a huge issue was that no brown man could EVER be with a white woman. It was terribly sexist and racist, based on the theory that white women were irrevocably tainted by being with a non-white man, but white men could freely be with a brown…

Easy, they just write the damn check.

Wow, didn’t expect a “See? Charles Manson wasn’t so bad after all” take on this. This is some prime Kinja right here.

Conor’s timing and movement are based on an ENTIRELY DIFFERENT SPORT.

Who was Montero supposed to throw to?

The thinking must be that if teams must actually defend both guard positions Harden will be even more effective. Or else some of Paul’s toughness will rub off on Harden and he’ll actually play some D. Neither seems particularly likely.