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Very much? Jordan is statistically just about as inferior to Kareem (Kareem’s career VORP would be something like 120 if his whole career was included) and Wilt, and I’m pretty sure you’re going to keep giving Jordan sloppy blow jobs for all of forever. (You can feel free to quibble all you want about that, btw. It’s

Pretty sure “literally” doesn’t mean what you think it means. 80 points in a game, for instance, is something Jordan never did.

Not sure what “performance in last game” has to do with “cooler personal story” and “2nd best hitter of all time.”

Remember the 2008 Sacramento Kings? The immortal Reggie Theus guided them to a 35 point comeback against the Bulls.

VORP basically measures volume. Filling up the box score gives you a high score. That generally means a very good player, but it tends to discount guards that score and play defense.