It is hilarious that (1) this fuckass is still going and (2) the resounding conclusion to his rants is still, “AND THIS IS WHY...I’m considering possibly someday maybe kind of running for president...”

Yeah, that’s what I don’t get. I didn’t see the game, watch that highlight, see Zion with the ball...and he passes it. I find Coach K as exhausting as the next guy, but there’s Zion with the ball in his hand.

This sounds simultaneously cool and annoying as shit.

Everyone involved is doing just fine.

Goddamnit. I’m a white guy and this is literally the only things stopping me from being the next Tom Cruise. Fuck you, Jordan.

I don’t think there are any ramifications, other than him leaving and the C’s getting nothing out of it but cap space.

Fair point, but Hayward is more sad than disappointing. I mean, the dude suffered one of the 5 worst looking in-game injuries in NBA history.

I put my dick in a pussy and now I see that Flash obviously touches children.

I like games that let me max out a character. I enjoy turning my guy into a god - especially in rpg type games. I like how skyrim let you do everything, but you couldn’t do it all at once in combat - have a spell or weapon equipped...etc.

Yes, she must apologize for something she may or may not have done. GET OUT THE TORCHES!!!

Totally fair. I don’t think I’d root for Butler in any other context, but somehow on this team, I sort of enjoy it. He’s like this element of chaos.

Yeah, that’s like a dance they all do at this point. It’s understood NBA practice.

It takes a whole lot of spunk to overcome 10 inches and probably 80lbs.

Embiid seems to generally have much more fun with other players that Garnett did. I haven’t heard stories of Embiid getting personal or playing that fake tough guy routine. Embiid is just an amazingly talented troll. I (so far) find him entertaining.

1) The playoffs are going to be incredible. I just hope everyone stays healthy

Young women “brimming full of Mamba...” is exactly what got him in trouble.

Onion alwasy delivers:

So 20 years from now when she decides to run for president so she help the common people by cutting her own taxes, it will look like she’s super smart and accomplished and aren’t you impressed? The rich got their money because they are superior people - look at the degree - nevermind the money that bought the degree...

Adams is a much more legit WR2.

What are the Packers doing? This seemed like a slam dunk opportunity to give Rodgers some weapons as he enters the last stage of his career. I’m not sophisticated enough about the hot stove shit, so maybe it’s salary or draft picks or some shit, but it reminds me of when they passed on Randy Moss, and instead of Favre…