Damn, she really should have waited to have that baby before she tried to cross the border, this is like the worst fucking time of the year to do this shit with or without traps

it’s so bad it’ll turn your dead grandpa gay

we need fusion power, and once we have that we can generate all the hydrogen we want, and then we can all use hydrogen cars. Unless there’s some fucking terrible pollutant that a hydrogen car uses in production.

I get it, I like straws but I don’t liek plastic. FUCK THEM SEA TURTLES.

everybody you hate is trump huh? Wow, that’s crazy. So when the guy gets your order wrong, do you thing he’s pulling a donny tronny on you, and doing his own thing because the barista’s a fascist? When someone cuts you off, you slow down and folow them to inspect their politcal opinon? Does your balls ascend into your…

it’s easy to build on earth, and that’s more jobs for the locals!

.... allowed? LOL. You do understand there’s almost no rules here, all this shit is experimental.

the US Geological Survey is a biased source full of deep state employees corrupting the government. They lie about flow rates for all the rivers to hide the secret of the donut shaped earth.

it’s really funny when you keep talking and have no idea what the fuck you’re talking about. It’s like watching a 4 year old tell you how the tv works.

lol I read this as my snotty little sister, but I’m pretty sure you’ve got a bigger dick than she does.

50 years from now all these old people are going to talk about space hitler putting hotels on the moon.

Once you’re rich there’s no black and white, they don’t care they’re all having fun on a cruise together while the peasants claw and stab each other. Look at Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg. Look at Kanye West and Milo Yanoanaasdcafdssdoapolis

oh man, that’s crazy, he’s dark enough to say one but not light enough to say the other. What a conundrum of racist exesentialism! 

oh my god, this is the first black panther movie all over again

Remember when kotaku posted all those resident evil upskirt shots? Oh they didn’t? They only wrote an article about how they were terrible, and the remake fixed that problem? Now they’re posting up skirts looking at link’s dong. Why is it okay to exploit men?

I thought he was canadian?

age of the movie star is dead

No dude, they’re so reasonable, it breaks the resonable scale. Like, 100% reasonability right? BOOM PAST THAT INTO 200% REASONABILITY

it’s gizmodo this is to be expected, this and straight editorials posing as articles

The idea that they could pay you $100 and then use you in movies forever is kind of like selling your soul. You’re there in the movie, but you didn’t get to particpate, and you’re going to keep being in movies even though you only got $100. Your digital you is going to be more valuable then the real you.