“These producers keep trying to fuck me, but I keep telling them ‘No, I’m already spider-man!’ “

that’s.. an interesting take...

Fuck me, I am at the point where I am officially old. What the fuck is even this article. What the fuck. 

you’re right, I think a lot of these crazy people are the same person. I hope it’s the fucking author.

Look, I know you’re questioning everything I’ve said it’s not my job to teach you, do the work, and be better, is my favorite meaningless statement.

Jesus said he loves you, and that dude’s been dead for like 2k years, does that raise red flags to you???

You’re aboslutely right, he shouldn’t have tried to marry a ho

Oh, you’re a parody.

Therapy Speak is when the therapist recognizes that you ( the friend ) are the problem. That’s why people don’t want to go to therapy, they’re afraid someone’s going to tell them they’re the bad guy.

They do this with puppets on a green screen.

i wonder how much these people get paid to destroy america

these woman should have pulled their guns out and shot his dumbass

I know you’re not kidding, you’re just making up really bizzare arguements based on nothing.

meth

THEY SHOULD MOVE TO CHICAGO

It’s times like these I’m reminded that the root is my #1 favorite racist website, and is an editorial meant for brainwashing. Nobody cares about what happened, this is just an excuse for a stupid political agenda. Thankfully nobody fucking died this time.

I saw a kid at the gym with his dad, drinking prime, and I thought “wow that’s stupid, kids drinking a sugary drink at the gym.” So I looked it up, and found it contained no sugar and thought well shit it must taste good.

some people’s skin does not conduct electricity well, and that acts as an insulator to all the other parts. If the prongs didn’t go deep enough, it’s because his skin does not conduct electrictity well. This is a thing, some humans have very insulated skin, some do not. Some people are immune to capsasian too, imagine…

It’s pretty clear, you didn’t get told “shut up retard” enough.

so this is a puppet lip syncing to a song? Wow, I thought the dude was just singing a song. People get attached to anything, holy shit.