Not a Swiftie by any means, but that is nothing short of adorable. Good on you Taylor!

George Michael i still can’t.

Why, this is the most fun Porter has had since he was serenaded with “Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy” by the Andrews Sisters in 1943. Now, those were some classy dames, let me tell you. Not like these Lady Gigis and Kitty Parrys and Smiley Irises.

She’s pro trump so I’m not sure you’d want to hear her rant on this :(

I think back then, though, at least in the context of these shirts, it just meant “be positive, love yourself.” I mean that’s how I always interpreted it when I was dancing along to Wham! in my neon fingerless gloves. I don’t think George Michael was making a statement about reproductive rights? Am I mistaken on that?

Fuck you! Elton John is fine.

This is the most heartbreaking of all. I saw George in concert twice, the first time in 1987 in Honolulu when I was ten years old. The Faith album still stands as one of the greatest pop albums ever made. I know every song, every word. I saw him again in 2008, just about twenty years later, in DC. I cannot express how…

Oh good the old bait and switch.

Carrie Fisher is a phenomenal writer. I read Postcards from the Edge and Surrender the Pink and Delusions of Grandma as a teen and more than many things (and I read a lot of things), they made me feel a lot less alone. People have been such dickheads to her of late because she dared to age past 19 and yet she is still…

Who loves ya, baby?

I thought rapper Mase too!

I have to tell the truth, when you said Mase, I thought of rapper Mase, not small Kardashian Mase.

She’s become a caricature of a caricature.

I’m a little confused here. Is an explanation forthcoming?

I really don’t have much of an opinion about her either way, but as much as I love Jez and most of the commenters here, we do love to build up our idols to the point where NO ONE MAY SAY ANYTHING CRITICAL ABOUT THEM and then suddenly the feminist bat phone rings and we all hate them. She’s my guess for the next one…

She’s actually hilarious. I myself couldn’t stand the thought of her but she’s pretty witty and intelligent.

I have only personally ever won Ishtars

I went to the movies once. You know who was in the movie? Bill Fucking Murray! No shit. I was like...holy shit! He was in just about the whole goddamn thing too. Something about fish. I dunno.

Yes. Prison conditions are uniformly fucking terrible. They are often worse for black inmates, but prison reform should be a universal cause.

“[C]onditions that I would expect to find in a developing country, not...in the USA” sure is widely applicable nowadays. Maybe we should reconsider what it means to be a developing country?