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please everyone. no more snark or assholery regarding kanye. he’s a human being who deserves our care and compassion, regardless of your opinion on him, his wife, his lifestyle, or anything else.

Kanye has low-key over the years discussed legitimate mental health issues. I am not somebody who dismisses Kanye as ‘crazy’, but he’s been reasonably direct about it. For all his antics he is still a person, and I hope he’s ok.

shit i am laughing so hard

a big ol fuck up followed by some decent apologies / basic accountability feels like an honest to God palate cleanser at this point.

We used to call them thongs here too. Then SATAN introduced thong underwear, and we all went to hell in a hand basket.

I wish I could help you but I’m far too woke.

On Friday, Tequila tweeted photos of herself at a private, alt-right D.C. dinner

Well and good, but where’s white history month, I’d like to know.

I don’t see it. Kristin is as batshit as they come, but I don’t see her sexually assaulting the Kentucky Muffin. More likely they were both shitfaced and kinda remember it, but Muffin is trying to protect her laced-up image for her family back home.

What? No, I’ve become a million times more forgiving of people who annoyed me previously because none of it matters to me anymore. What part of that did you think was a joke?

I’ve literally lost my annoyance for anyone that voted for Hillary. That co-worker I think is kind of an asshole but posted an article about how we can’t normalize Trump? We’re cool. That roommate my boyfriend had who used his OCD as an excuse to be a terrible person (bro, I get that you need to throw away anything

Blondie (Stassi) is hitting brunette (Kristin). In fairness, Stassi had learned that Kristin, who was supposedly Stassi’s friend, banged Stassi’s boyfriend on a gross couch. Omg it makes me so happy to discuss Vanderpump Rules instead of this election.

I always used to assume it was heavy-handed cosmetic procedures. Lately, I’ve started to wonder if she really needs her vision corrected, but won’t, for obvious reasons.

she was wed off to a tangerine Demogorgon to settle the debt of her parents, who stole magic beans from Donald Trump’s enchanted vegetable garden when she was only one year old.

Yes. She’s given lots of time and money to animal rescue causes so I could not care less about her plastic surgery. Frankly, I don’t care about anyone’s plastic surgery. As long as you aren’t going into debt or spending your children’s food money or rent money, who cares?

Ah. I see.

Kourtney Kardashian has let Scott Disick back in her home just in time for the holidays.

Do it today. Don’t let it drag out. Then you can enjoy your wedding planning and hopefully resolve your friendship fight by your wedding. Also no matter what, even if you two are working on your friendship, don’t invite her. It’s too big of an event to hope that she has magically changed. She can prove that she is a

Obligatory seconding