Upright tailgate seems Jeep Patriot-esque to me.

I imagine that if a won the lottery, I’d buy a brand new car and enter it in one of these things, just to see how it goes. In reflection, that’s a really redneck thing to do.

You can’t see it in the picture, but Jesus was flying him ‘round them bases.

Photoshop challenge anyone?

I think we should do this anyway. This noble fool has already spent money out of pocket and I suspect everyone will benefit if his budget can be supplemented by those who are getting all the entertainment out of it.

I saw the post and I was like, “IS DOUG BACK?!”

I enjoy your work on Brooklynn 99.

Thinking that Trump is a incoherent blowhard isn’t political, he could be running as an Independent or Dem and people still would believe that. No, this is an article about an overvalued, weirdly colored relic of the 80's and the car he is selling.

If you can tell me all the other cars you’d rather drive than this then it’s not for you. Car love is weird and subjective and you daily driving anything else is just that... your own weird, quirky car love opinion (man).

Yeah, we’ll ask the WDA (World Drug Administration) to get right on that, right after the world congress creates that organization and the world president appoints the world chairman.

How about: “What’s on your bucket list?” Then if they ask about what that is, you can tell them and tell them what’s on your bucket list, and then things get rolling from there.

Yeah, for the folks who think it’s a bit morbid or murdery, it’s not hard to ask the same question without the gravity, like “What’s something you’ve always wanted to do?” or a variation thereof.

I read that as it must be a Mercedes.

Read the article.

Meh. They have the money to fix it. It could fall off onto a land mine and it would still be fixed lickety split.

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

That’s great if you want to do things the right way. I prefer my list:

Yessss, this is a good answer. It’s not one bit handsome, and yet it’s got an intrinsically utilitarian beauty leavened with some brutishness that just makes it click.