More like Sean DooALot, dontcha think? Dontcha?

It’s bittersweet to see Hoffman get 74%, in that he was projected to be slightly lower and FUCKING 1% AWAY FROM MAKING IT IN GODDAMIT.

Please nobody buy this. It shows a profound misunderstanding about the entire point of hatchbacks. This is like 10-year-old me getting a Tiger handheld instead of a Game Boy Color. No, it isn’t the same thing.

Holy Toledo!

By chance is this one of those things I wouldn’t understand without being there?

A new car cost $400-$500 per month, so as long as it’s less than that, it’s all good. But when it cost more to maintain an old car than to buy a new one...it’s time to cut your losses.

I wonder what they’d say about my 195k mile car... it’s still nicer than a lot of new cars.

That is legitimately the only reason why I clicked on the link. I long for the days of my ‘83 900T, ‘86 900T and the greatest car I’ve ever owned: ‘94 9000CS with the Super Aero wheels. Waaah.

No driver monitoring systems in that baby. I miss my old real Saab too (1996 9000 CS with Aero suspension and 220 hp tune).

How am I supposed to concentrate on this article with such a cool see-through Saab illustration staring back at me?

That’d be a hatchfront?

You drove PCH and the only stop you mentioned was San Luis Obispo and the Madonna Inn? Did you miss Big Sur, San Simeon, Cambria, Cayucos, Morro Bay, or Pismo?

Yeah, it’s was kind of distracting to me while reading the article and yet we get riled up when people say “the” in front of PCH.