It handles like the space shuttle. Blast off! 

My dad told me to time your buying of large things with the economic downturn. I bought a brand new Chevy in 2008 with 0% finance for 5 years. Its been paid off which i then went and bought a house right before the market recovered for 3.2% rate. Both cars are paid off and i have over a years worth my pay in equity in…

I commute 32 miles each way Monday through Friday. I would love to be able to get a tiny car for work. I have thought long and hard about it and decided that I cannot risk driving a tiny car on the interstate in Ohio every day. The amount of trucks here both lifted and stupidly high from the factory makes that a…

I just made a comment above about bumper height. Even simi trucks have bumpers that go down to normal road car height. If I had to choose to be hit by the simi or a huge pick up i would pick the simi. At least the Simi would hit the area of my car that is designed to take a hit and the Simi would push me out of the…

I agree with the headlights but I have to bring up bumper height. I know states have laws saying how high or low bumpers should be but I am starting to question if they pay attention at all. I have been behind many modified and unmodified trucks that I would slide right under or trucks have been behind me that would…

If you want to be a real truck ass make sure you leave the hitch on when your not using it. Also it has to stick out a good foot or two so people walking in parking lots have to walk around it or bust their shins on it. And the folks trying to park behind you have even less room to park if they see it and if they dont…

Ours had the color ones when we got it but they got ugly and I preferred the black and silver ones better so I replaced them with those. The car is silver with black windows and all black interior so it actually matches much better. I just can't deal with all these first world problems.. so stressful.

Since I do all the work on it myself I feel like an idiot so as soon as my wife gets home I will be sure to do that. To be fair I never read this in the work books I stole off the nets.

The first thing I do with any car I buy is get the windows tinted nice and dark. I could not imagine having a “self driving” car without blacked out windows. I would be all over the internet picking my nose, eating whoppers, plucking hairs out of my ears, and all sorts of other things that everyone does but pretends…

How about a first gen festiva? That was a manual! The reclining front seats is the only way it works. Of course that was 30 years and 60 pounds ago. Now I probably wouldn't find it worth the effort.

The only thing that makes sex in a car fun is the thrill of getting cought. If you just parked in your own closed garage then the sex would not be that good because of how cramped it is in a car. So if you take away the thrill of getting cought it would be lame.

55 mpg seems reasonable.. for a moped. I hope that they count electric cars as a multiple. Like this car gets 25, this electric car gets ??? It doubles the 25 of the car to 50. Shit you wont be able to have on your air-conditioning. Most of those use 5-15 horsepower to run. Which at city speed would probably use more…

Yes. Its not like they are printing money. They are making cars which have to sell.. 

I know that if Trump said he was going to make the standards even higher everyone on this site would be yelling that “they are already to high and he is trying to ruin cars for everyone”. He certainly has a lot of power over your feelings and thoughts.

Thats great you fixed it yourself. Problem solvers are getting hard to find. If my stepson got a flat he would not even attempt to change it. He would sit... And watch the cars go past. I would not have half of what i have if i didn’t fix it myself. From cars to computers. Its how i survive.

They still should put the reet button on windows computers. I work in IT and the joke on the “IT crowd” is depressingly funny. “Have you tried turning it off and back on again? That fixed it? Ok... Yes your welcome."

I like the idea of celebrating the arrival of a new player. Unfortunately I cant afford to buy a S or the Turbo or the Turbo S so its rich boys with the toys. If both cars are close to equal in performance the Porsche will win in interior luxury, the Tesla with auto pilot.. but after its all said and done people…

I generally have on a full football suit with pads, helmet and safety goggles as well. It the only way to keep myself safe from myself. I always make such poor choices.

The reason you never seen old European cars in poor neighbors is because they make replacement parts so expensive that getting a cheap used american car is cheaper then a brake job on a European car. But thanks to the internet and my holding the flashlight for my dad while he wrenched and learning myself I can keep…

My neighbor came home with a new caddie. I asked him if he got the secret “white man” price. He said of course and went on to tell me about the status he held as a white male in the community. We laughed and did the secret handshake that only white males know. We drove his new caddie down to the hood and laughed at…