Ours had the color ones when we got it but they got ugly and I preferred the black and silver ones better so I replaced them with those. The car is silver with black windows and all black interior so it actually matches much better. I just can't deal with all these first world problems.. so stressful.

Since I do all the work on it myself I feel like an idiot so as soon as my wife gets home I will be sure to do that. To be fair I never read this in the work books I stole off the nets.

The first thing I do with any car I buy is get the windows tinted nice and dark. I could not imagine having a “self driving” car without blacked out windows. I would be all over the internet picking my nose, eating whoppers, plucking hairs out of my ears, and all sorts of other things that everyone does but pretends…

How about a first gen festiva? That was a manual! The reclining front seats is the only way it works. Of course that was 30 years and 60 pounds ago. Now I probably wouldn't find it worth the effort.

The only thing that makes sex in a car fun is the thrill of getting cought. If you just parked in your own closed garage then the sex would not be that good because of how cramped it is in a car. So if you take away the thrill of getting cought it would be lame.

55 mpg seems reasonable.. for a moped. I hope that they count electric cars as a multiple. Like this car gets 25, this electric car gets ??? It doubles the 25 of the car to 50. Shit you wont be able to have on your air-conditioning. Most of those use 5-15 horsepower to run. Which at city speed would probably use more…

Yes. Its not like they are printing money. They are making cars which have to sell.. 

I know that if Trump said he was going to make the standards even higher everyone on this site would be yelling that “they are already to high and he is trying to ruin cars for everyone”. He certainly has a lot of power over your feelings and thoughts.

Thats great you fixed it yourself. Problem solvers are getting hard to find. If my stepson got a flat he would not even attempt to change it. He would sit... And watch the cars go past. I would not have half of what i have if i didn’t fix it myself. From cars to computers. Its how i survive.

They still should put the reet button on windows computers. I work in IT and the joke on the “IT crowd” is depressingly funny. “Have you tried turning it off and back on again? That fixed it? Ok... Yes your welcome."

I like the idea of celebrating the arrival of a new player. Unfortunately I cant afford to buy a S or the Turbo or the Turbo S so its rich boys with the toys. If both cars are close to equal in performance the Porsche will win in interior luxury, the Tesla with auto pilot.. but after its all said and done people…

I generally have on a full football suit with pads, helmet and safety goggles as well. It the only way to keep myself safe from myself. I always make such poor choices.

The reason you never seen old European cars in poor neighbors is because they make replacement parts so expensive that getting a cheap used american car is cheaper then a brake job on a European car. But thanks to the internet and my holding the flashlight for my dad while he wrenched and learning myself I can keep…

My neighbor came home with a new caddie. I asked him if he got the secret “white man” price. He said of course and went on to tell me about the status he held as a white male in the community. We laughed and did the secret handshake that only white males know. We drove his new caddie down to the hood and laughed at…

What about 6? Buy new wife from Craigslist?

How about 0% interest rate? GM gave me that in 2008. My dad says buy stuff when the economy is tanked. He is very smart. I need a new car but will wait for a few years and get one when the economy crashes once again.

That's correct.. but the smartest people bought property when the prices hit bottom or shortly after. My property has gained 25% in value plus the 10% i put down plus my ultra low interest rate payments so im up around 40% in 5 years. Profit.. or at least have something to give my kids when i die.

Middle class folks got absolutely raped because of the ACA. I supported it until my premium plus out of pocket hit 20,000$ before the insurance company pays its first penny. I decided then to just stop going to the Dr. And get the shittiest insurance i can. I have a source of medication that i can get just about…

I dont get a loan for a car unless i have 20% cash.. my house i had 10% down and bought right before prices went up about 5 years ago. I now have almost 40% in equity 🤪 my dad told me to always buy during an economic down turn. My car loan was 0% interest. Oh my... Hes a smart man.

The lease car would be best set on fire or leave the keys in it on the wrong side of the tracks. The college girl would be best buying a car for 5 grand and selling it for five grand in a year. Maybe if she sells it for 4 grand she only paid 1000$ for a year of driving. I would not buy out someones lease. You dont…