How can someone who sexed underagy girls then burnt to death and his family won money in a lawsuit because he and his friend were driving a car 3 times the posted limit and wrapped it around a tree be celebrated for anything except everything that's wrong with this country? If anything they should have a number…

I live in mid west Ohio. I can drive you past billo s of square feet of production buildings that used to be union car plants. All shut down. Just like the Tesla plant used to be. UAW makes building anything so tedious that the companies shit down and move to Mexico. If they would rather deal with corrupt Mexican…

He needs Life alert! That’s the next commercial.. “do you ever get stuck inside of, elevators, closets, basements, sheds, attics, your garage, or even your own car?! If so please buy life alert for that time you get into that proverbial wet paper bag in life". 

I like the one about the Mazda. My wife's German car is the same way. If the door is locked one pull unlocks and the second pull opens. My kids figured it out first day of ownership. They pulled once it didn't open they pulled twice it did open. Can you imagine the conversation between the two people. "What are you…

Even before. I had a 78 regal and learned that if I held the key in the door on unlock for a few seconds it would unlock the passenger side as well. Or was that the 80s caddy.. Maybe both. But yes. If it has any.. electric feature you should read the manual as you find all kinds of neat tricks and tips.

Makes sense to me. The headlights is a killer. I have a normal car and those asshole blind me at all sides.. bro.. bro.. I also think that removing a hitch when not in use should be a law that’s inforced. It takes two seconds to put it behind your seat or in the back of the SUV. Besides getting hit in the leg walking…

Way back around 2005 I had a young lady in the passenger seat of my Cadillac CTS and we were on a all night drive to Georgia. In the middle of the night in the middle of bfe in the mountains we rolled up next to a new hemi station wagon. We rolled 100 to 120 for mile after mile, not racing just rolling hard and fast…

I have seen rear wheel drive trucks slip into the water at boat ramps. And we don't have busses that pull boats around here.. you must live in California.

I live in Ohio, my wife’s awd Cayenne is very nice in the snow/ice. And I actually use it for work stuff so it has a factory hitch with almy 8,000 pounds of towing. I think the all wheel drive will be great on the wet slippery boat ramp when I get that boat next summer. Also just pulling a trailer of mulch in the yard…

The lifted truck has a huge potential to roll over at highway speeds. If the go off the side at 50 mph or higher I can see the rolling easy. That's when shit gets real when you start rolling. The sad part is that if they survive they would say things like "Wow I was lucky, this big truck made me flip, of I had a…

The trick is to let them pull so far up like the assholes they are while you sit way back and you can look behind them. Doesn’t work in every situation but it does in many.. Stop a half car length behind them and then you can turn right on red. I bet it makes them want to get a even longer car so they can block both…

I think the default definition should be... “Any vehicle that you can remove the back seats lay flat in and comfortably have sex in without hitting your head or other body parts against the roof or sides.” I used to date a young lady in highschool and her parents had a minivan. We would always meet up to do homework…

I nevr knew this was a thing. I will bring a second set from now on just in case. Maybe hook one of those find my key devices on to it. Hit the button on your cell phone and let it chirp. 

I don’t think it has any glass in that. I suppose that would be hard to make in the ally behind the shed. 

I was just looking for the same type of service for my 2008 impala. I’m sure something is fishy with it as I keep getting these recall letters saying if I put 5 pounds of trinkets on my keys they could fall out if I drive over railroad tracks doing 90mph. Got to be fake right? 

I worked in the ER for a few years and the two things they always would radio ahead we’re if it had airbag deployment and if the humans had seat belts on. You would be surprised on how many people do not put on a seat belt. Slowly I realized that it was a form of evolution and hopefully they didn’t breed before they…

since the internet.. ala Facebook and Twitter it’s so easy to let the world know how you got wronged. 50,000 happy customers and 100 angry ones and you just see the 100 angry ones. not fair really.. however what makes a company good is the way they handle the 100 angry customers. Knowing the way the internet works in…

I have used ecs for my wife’s Porsche Cayenne and have always been surprised on how fast they get here. I live in Ohio so that probably helps. The two oil plugs it uses have been replaced with the ecs magnet ones and they don’t leak. I also ordered a head gasket set because it was on clearance for like 8 bucks, hope…

I think the could have gotten away with a throttle body injector.. a big one that kicked on at 4000 rpm or higher. Problem is that 80% of the driver’s of this car probably never hit 4000 rpm. Chevron techron ftw

With just bra and panties on with pillow fights breaking out in the car!