I know. Do you ever listen to him speak and think, “Well I must be dead and/or in the Twilight Zone because there is no way in hell this can be real.”

That’s gold, OhioGuy- gold!

The Republican congress still wouldn’t consider it enough to even think of impeachment hearings.

*Watersportsgate

Wait; what? There’s a scat story, too?

It’s piss, not shit. A golden shower involves piss. This is the highest office in the land, so please try to be as precise as possible.

They couldn’t publish this shit before the election?

Just make sure you know what you’re signing up for at his hotels.

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It’s comical how easily triggered they are.

OMG the fb comments on this when you go to DeadBart or Daily Caller are hilarious meltdowns. “Fire him!” “I can’t believe the University aloud this” “This is what colleges teach everywhere now” “Can you imagine the backlash if he said black genocide!?”

This was my thoughts exactly! Are the Neo Nazis so weak that they need political correctness to protect their wittle fee fees? Should we send them a therapy dog to hug, the poor dears?

It seems the Nazi “Alt” right are the ones in actual need of safespaces and whose feelings are easily hurt.