I’d feel sorry for them not getting to keep it all, except they shot that video vertically. And that’s unforgivable!

I am not a fan of chocolate. Unless it has peanut butter in it. Or the blood of virgins. Then it is delicious and gives me my power.

How I picture Ellie and Joanna

That is straight up booster money. It was meant for a prostitute.

He just jumped to #1 on Jerry Jones draft board (and heart).

He was Hungary Hungary.

These Fallout 4 physics glitches are ridiculous!

I pulled a muscle in my neck getting out of bed this morning. Awesome.

I can tell you right now you have no future in American politics. How dare you make a statement that is the product of cool, calm, rational analysis of the situation rather than a rabid, pseudo-macho, reactionary diatribe?

By the police? Maybe. By the teachers? No way. If someone brings a device that could pass for a bomb to class they have a responsibility to investigate it. There’s a lot of anti Muslim bigotry in America right now. But there’s also liberal witch-hunts for Islamophobes. This is the latter.

If you’d kill yourself because you have only one day to live, then you’d really only have one day to live the day before you found out you had one day to live.

This is a lie, because he smiles sometimes.

Here in Chicago, we call that a low turnout election.

I dressed up for this?!

With all of the staff layoffs and budget cuts, ESPN simply can’t afford to build a Heisman Houseboat.

Great, now Excel can make me throw my keyboard and mouse against the wall, too!

What I love is how quiet the Islam-defenders are on articles like this. It’s almost like their heads are busy up their asses or something.

But a deregulated environment leads to greater economic opportunity and-