Creators of Confederate Flag Beat Rapists 4-2

Meanwhile in America!

because its Chicago. It would have been stolen.

Couldn’t give away free tickets 7 years ago, and now everyone in the city is a ‘lifelong, diehard’ shit-talking fan. Fuck ‘em.

I’m disgusted to hear Chicago was given the Stanley Cup after discovering this guy was runner up.

Starbucks/Coffee Bean/Dunkin Donuts workers get the “whatever loose change is left over” tip. These aren’t people who do a better job than I would, I go to them because it is convenient. I don’t tip the In-N-Out people either.

Everytime I hear someone complain about GRRM’s pacing I just laugh in their face. RJ spent two books having a major character tracking down and rescuing his wife from kidnappers, all the while having a best friend who can literally teleport anywhere at will and annihilate armies at will. And then, after finally…

I’m going to walk through the City today, following random people and intermittently shouting “Shame!”

These Stand Your Ground laws have gone way too far.

A BMW i3, a $40,000+ electric car, is one of the best free cars I’ve ever seen. Why so mad?

I can’t help but think that the angry folks criticizing ESPN for giving Jenner the Arthur Ashe Award are the same ones who would have criticized ESPN for naming an award after Arthus Ashe in the first place.

This trailer makes it look like everything my team went through... the losses... the sacrifices... for nothing.

The story about the cancer-free anniversary “date” is one of the most pathetic things I’ve ever read. That’s some Ralph Wiggum/Lisa Simpson shit right there.

“Having a child doesn’t mean you have to stop living your life and limiting where you go...”

Actually, that’s exactly what it means. Having a child means changing your lifestyle significantly.

I want to make a joke about the bid going to the country promising to kill the highest amount of people, but man. Fuck the Qatari government for pushing this shit, and fuck FIFA even harder for not being like, “Hrm, yeah, this is a bad idea.”

What idiot called it Bark at the Park instead of the Marge Schott Memorial Bring The Bitch Out To The Ballpark Day.

Same for Everquest and the Project 1999 server, which is actually now officially sanctioned by Daybreak. It’s a great side server for when you want that old school classic experience, with about 1500 people on it in the evenings.