1st: I never thought I’d see the price of GM cobalts go up.

Jason, you are an idiot, but we all thought that long before this article. Plus, you’re OUR idiot.

True Jalops heat their water on a fire pit and wash their cars outside during winter.

Pai deserves a lot more than a simple crowbar to the shin. Upgrade to the Xfinity Comments Plus package to read more.

I know I’m not supposed to wish crowbars to the shins on people, but hey, the heart wants what the heart wants.

Patrick George: “I expect his first article Tuesday.”

This came back home from my son Otto’s first-grade class. It was a Thanksgiving assignment, where he had to write what he was thankful for.

Similar sensation can be achieved without the need to open your window: just throw a pint of ice water over your face every three miles or so.

We have 2 in our inventory here Tom.... I believe, lemmy go check lol :]

Oh crap, I actually like the first one.

Kristen: I’ve lost many parking tickets before.

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my god, i love everything about this post. i want to buy something old and safari it now

Having bought mine a long long time ago at Sears and inherited my brothers old ones, I recommend Sears. They have their own version and you can get Dickies there too. There’s a Teflon impregnated version which sounds nice, but I’ve never tried it. For summer get a short sleeve version and for winter get a long sleeve…

Sweet, DeMuro can finally buy a Cat with a CarMax Warranty!