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Paul George is the real Keyzer Soze.

He will, this is about making an example of them for assuming he was just another punk black kid they could push around then sweep under the rug.

Sloppy work. They omitted his loss to Shirtless Fat Hawaiian minutes earlier.

According to a friend who worked on an upcoming season in Japan, they are already a thing. I want to believe Trace is the result of that, but the cynic inside me says it’s all part of a devastatingly calculated Netflix PR stunt.

Precheck all the way. Took about 15-20 minutes to get it at the center I went to and it’s been paying off in peace of mind ever since.

Can’t wait to hear about how Gaston wasn’t following the office’s rules about guns and the security guard was bullied in high school.

Much like Kawhi’s game-winner on the Sixers being made legendary by his championship, the disintegration of OKC’s roster has made this shot a fucking war crime.

Westbrook to the Knicks before Thanksgiving for basically nothing.

Nah, it needs to be someone of lower esteem who he really thinks he can get away with something nasty on. Someone he’s more likely to be matched up with and share the floor with for an extended period. Someone who’s quietly the wrong mother fucker to fuck with who will scar him for life.

Look, it’s no coincidence he plays the same character over and over again when he’s with the same directors. He just wants someone easy to work with that won’t get in the way.

If not for the future films, for the Parks 100%.

This is why ranked choice primaries need to be a thing.

Counterpoint: the fight was so short he felt obligated to put on a show somehow (his tight 5 isn’t ready for primetime).

It’s simpler than all that: if they wanted to apply the Avengers formula to longer form storytelling, they needed a Feige (practical visionary). They didn’t have one, so they failed.

This is fucken beautiful.

You don’t. You pay people without those nails to.

Danny Green better stay the fuck out of Oakland for, like, ever.

I was convinced Kawhi was going to wake up in Q4 and put the game away with 10+. When they called timeout I was like, “This is either going to go down as the smartest or the dumbest call, no in between.”

Boogie doesn’t get sad, he gets fucken mad, ergo buckets.

The “they were cheering the turnover” takes are just the worst.