You don’t. You pay people without those nails to.

It’s veiled industry-speak. Everyone more or less knows he was in a lose-lose situation based on studio decisions/happenings, he’s taking it on the chin so he doesn’t scare off the person who could give him his next job.

In fairness, GoT was her first gig as an actual child so she’s never had a chance to grow said range. She was fine as part of the ensemble with much more prolific actors, handing her the lead in (what I assume was) both a summer blockbuster and emotional character piece was never going to work.

The coffee cup put that argument right to bed.

Just imagine the opening scene.

Danny Green better stay the fuck out of Oakland for, like, ever.

No one cares. Kinberg is trash.

I was convinced Kawhi was going to wake up in Q4 and put the game away with 10+. When they called timeout I was like, “This is either going to go down as the smartest or the dumbest call, no in between.”

Boogie doesn’t get sad, he gets fucken mad, ergo buckets.

The “they were cheering the turnover” takes are just the worst.

I feel weirdly better about this objectively terrible design knowing its humble beginnings in Kawhi’s 8th grade spiral notebook.

It’s subjective. On one hand, it’s kinda nice to think of it as Apple devices looking out for each other like good citizens when there’s an amber alert. On the other, do you want Skynet? Because this is how you get Skynet.

If true, kinda telling of their mindset that they ran from what was objectively the weakest part of Captain Marvel.

*googles*

... the fuck is a “lawful order”?

File a report.

Also, dual-wielding, dreadlock-bunned, braided beard, Volstagg-esque Thor the header reveals is one baaaaad motherfucker.

He’s trying to revise history and give the shittiest entry meaning. He’s going to fail.

Definitely Bulbasaur. Such a variety of traps.

They’ll all be back. They’ll get more.