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Paul Simon & Belle & Sebastian because of a crush. I'll go back to Belle eventually though

Didn't know that. Guess there's no point then. He lived a life like no other

I'd be down with him bringing Wash back to life

Adam Sandler and social commentary…? That's the position your gonna go with, Netflix? Finding social commentary in his shtick is like trying to find profound meaning in a Limp Bizkit song.

"The governor lady said, 'I'm sending in more trains.'"

*with backwards megaphone
"Stop acting so stupid!"

Even his mouth is fucking Folger's

If Lou still hated J, it would've been funny to have them cover Dinosaur. Even better, have J Mascis cover "The Freed Pig"

Pink Flag is like my favorite album, but their next two albums sound even better.

Thanks, can't wait to listen to it

Yeah, it was a year ago, so I don't really remember it exactly

In my english class last year, there was this kid who talked about this TMBG song about putting up with someone you hate because you know that someday, they're gonna die (he made it sound a lot funnier). Does anyone know what that one's called?

I was really hoping someone would've gone for Ironic already.

Nic Cage is my spirit animal.

"Oh hai bad guys! I have lot of skill. I tear you apart, I get revenge. I kill you bastard! Cheep, cheep, cheep!"
We have moment-to-moment acting in my film, haha.

I'd show him how to be human the way only I, Tommy Wiseau, could.

A modern day Producers, or way more likely, a cult classic for all the wrong, unintended reasons.

Totally. You may have seen such educational films as Don't Date Robots, Meat-and-You: Partners in Freedom, and Get Confident Stupid!

I'd argue that Insane in the Mainframe is a great episode. Sure, it's not The Devil's Hands or Luck of the Fryrish but still.

"I was born in 200 log cabins"