Shouldn't he be condemning the real villains (as revealed by his buddy, Alex Jones, a human-sized cyst filled with Drakkar Noir and beef tallow) : sneaky* "Seinfeld" Jews who dressed up like Nazis and Klansmen and who provoked the violence?

I hate to nitpick but Madame Gao first appeared on an episode of "Your Show of Shows" in 1952 where she battled Sid Caesar and Imogene Coca.

Do you know how painful it is to be fisted with an iron?

(Pours one out for Cupid.)

We executed the commandant at the Andersonville military prison, a couple privateers during the course of the war, a bunch of people linked to Lincoln'd assassination, and one or two others.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wi…

I hope there is somehow a place for Lincoln's notion of "malice towards none, charity for all" in the world. Nevertheless, I look forward to the day when we dynamite clean Stone Mountain.

I cherish our history of trying and executing Nazis at Nuremberg.

It's between Smah and Lodge.

And yet you still refuse to use BBQ sauce as shampoo. Shame.

🎼 But I got a drug and I got the bug
And I got something better than love

The future is no longer not too distant?

The early Soviet a-bomb program disposed of all their radioactive waste in a lake. The lake dried up and great clouds of radioactive dust began to blow out of it.

It hurts even more coming from you, Evil Lincoln. :(

Creepiest Vault ever. All those skeletons and rotting coconuts…

A human Kinjapede?

Posting and posting in a deepening spat
The moderators cannot hear the commentariat;
Sites fall apart; a single vision cannot hold;
Mere Kinja is loosed upon the Club,
The grey-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere the witticism "…of cock" is banned;
the best lack new accounts, while the worst post more in all their…

Did I miss the jelly beans? :(

Explains why Qyburn bought up all that ad time on the show.

Man, Blue's Clues got dark.

I want those lost scripts for Fairly Legal, dammit!