He's virtually a Village Voice music poll.

I have it on good authority that Banksy is California philanthropist Carlton Banks.

'The Warrior' is a solid, unexpected choice for your next Karaoke night.

Will watch out of loyalty to ladies, gorgeous and otherwise.

I look forward to your emotional character study of Mountain Fiji.

🎼Middle of the road' man it really stank!
Let's run Lionel Ritchie over with a tank!
(Loaded with 6000 muffins)

Anne Richards wasn't your cup of tea?

Jason Mendoza was ready.

Chevy Chase with a rapier and floppy hat?

Also available is Roger Corman's Rouge Juan, the cosmic adventures of a Mexican cosmetician.

Don McKellar forever.

2nd Base?

And Pokémon!

It's when you vomit after doing 10 shots of Jaegermeister in a motorcade.

His collection of ska CDs is nothing but Madness and Reel Big Fish.

What about his side project Jo' Ska-borough and the Jive Boroughs? They only play Ska covers of songs about New York City and it's boroughs. Their Wu-Tang Clan medley drove Ghostface Killah to tears… and a cease & desist order.

Farm-raised, grass-fed, locally-sourced Ringo is delicious.

Orgasming thanks to reading a short series of puns based on synonyms for left- and right-handedness is a rare paraphillia. Painful orgasms, regardless of cause, require the care of a physician.

Perhaps just maladroit?

Technical Boy?