"Tifa a real knock-out. Gorgeous healthy lady shouldn't be part of terrorist loser gang. AVALANCHE. Get with the winners, sweetie, not talking cat."

"America is better off now. San Antonio and Vallejo were garbage cities. We will rebuild with classier American names. Buy Trump™ Bonds!"

Perhaps imaginary space Vikings can wear their skins?

https://www.youtube.com/pla… ?

He also a Russian citizen now, so that is a plus.

It'll be Martin Shkreli. Or Hulk Hogan.

Upvoted for mentioning Duke Phillips.

Mr. Cosby?

What of the various doomed pop teens? Wither Teen Angel? And all of Jim Carroll's deceased teen and even pre-teen "People Who Died"? Finally what of poor Coolio, who, trapped in the Gangsta's Paradise wonders if, at 23, if he shall live to be 24? Did he make it?

Wouldn't the President need to handle these personally? As a star?

Worst Aerosmith album ever.

Calling someone a snowflake isn't just an insult but clear proof global warming is a Chinese hoax, otherwise how can there be so much snow?

I'm sure there'll be another King of Ooo episode soon enough.

Cool enough he could get an album released by Motown and nobody could talk him out of it…

"Wake Up Boo" by the Boo Radleys, on my laptop, every morning at 6:30 for a while summer. The novelty wore off.

Perhaps we might force some minority group to do all that agricultural work we don't want to… a sort of alternative liberty.

Yes but it will be the Adult Video News awards.

And one poorly spelled Carvel ice-cream cake. "Happy Nine Teeth Aniverusari Embassy!"

A 30-second apology will suffice.

Aku's casinos were well-run and profitable, after all…