Trump has a lot of executive branch positions to fill.

They share a love of soup and pranks. And handcuffs.

Mystery, the pick-up "artist"?

"We've got five years…"

Which in turn is either a song about anal sex or it is about that time Mickey Rourke tried to kill Jenna Maroney on his boat.

Clearly they don't know much about fighting trolls.

Nobody ever believed that guy from The Who.

But it was the best part of the gay porn cross-over One Day at a Time / Saved by the Bell parody Mr. Beldin Owes a Horny Handyman a Lot of Money.

Barenaked Ladies songs actually sound a lot better when sung by Leonard Cohen.

So you didn't think the 30 minutes of Audrey Dancing were too much? https://youtu.be/gAcrXtMltOs

You must be thinking of my spec script where Gus is trapped in a village where everyone was played by Sherilyn Fenn entitled "Gus Works Through OhGoodyGoody's Adolescent Crush on Sherilyn Fenn… Plus a Guy Gets Murdered".

Thanks!

I was with my tailor.

I prefer their piña coladas.
A-wooooooooooooo

I'd rather watch The Adventure of Young Ted Cruz, and I loathe Ted Cruz.

Probably he was off nursing a gin and wondering how much screen time he'd have gotten if Trump had been allowed to make Chris Christie his VP choice.

Klansmen are notoriously fond of Mobile-area Huey Lewis and the News cover band Sports Section.

🎼 Who is the man who turned on the bathroom's fan?
SHART!

They're all reptile people in human suits to poor Alex.

Fake Eleanor = Felonor?