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After her breastfeeding feet...

Don’t quote me on this but I read somewhere she does not.

Eh. I understand the reluctance to say Trump is lying, even though I disagree with it. The Fact Checker has been around for years, and it’s purpose is to assess factual claims, not to assess the intent of the purpose making the claim. I suspect this would be the first time they’ve outright said any politician is…

Good thing racial discrimination is non-existent in America and those NFL players can go back to proudly standing for a national anthem that clearly respects all its people regardless of the colour of their skin. 

Because science is fascinating, I will drive to grand Rapids, whip out my wang and pee on a police officer just to see how long piss on a police has to be debated for a charge or injury.

Im guessing the time will be different, which is why I’m bringing something that counts tenths of a second so I can be accurate...

You are correct about “charges if any”, it seems it only qualifies as a felony “Assault with bodily fluids” if you do it to a Police Officer, or to any staff or volunteer as a prisoner. This may qualify as misdemeanor battery.

I’m assuming at some point he must’ve exposed himself to this little girl in order to urinate on her. In order for a man to urinate on someone he has to pull his penis out. So where are the sexual assault charges? There has to be some kind of indecent exposure charges he can face.

What I want to say will have the police called to my house, so I just won’t say anything for the moment until I can form a cogent borderline-threatening comment on which I can comfortably fall on the side of plausible deniability.

That just breaks my heart. 

When the story broke that Jennifer was dragging her feet on the divorce, my first instinct was that it has nothing to do with reconciling or punishing him. It is about having the legal right to help with rehab and medical stuff.

I hope they make some serious changes. Making people who had lost and did not even see the performances pick a winner was some b.s. Also, making the winner choose who goes home is awful and not fun. I want to see judges who are professionals give critique to help the Queens grow as artists and as people. I don’t want…

Likely because he’s never been held to account for his lies.

I liken it to a child who is never seriously reprimanded or punished for misbehavior; over time, they come to realize that while their parents might give them a stern look, or raise their voice a little, no consequence of any real weight is forthcoming—and so…

Man, for someone who lies all the time, he’s really fucking bad at it.

In German, “Backpfeifengesicht”: a face badly in need of a fist.

Yeah, you’re right.  But if you’re infecting men with syphilis, it is pretty obvious that several women will also contract the disease, which is exactly what happened, and the article does mention that.  

Another day, another worthless, soulless white exposing himself.

I agree. There is also a possibility though that she wasn’t assaulted at all, and just doesn’t want to headlines to be “Katy Perry calls Kesha a liar!”

All of this. All of the stars for you.

Considering how survivors of sexual harassment and assault get dragged through all the victim blaming, it seems a sensible argument for someone whose career is very dependent on controlling their image.