Ohhhh that clarifies things. I'm actually going to delete my comment after reading your explanation. Thank you!

Smart girl! I wanna smoke Marlboro lights & drink wine with her after a show

Everyone be on the look out for the hot new Kermit single from the movie's soundtrack—"It's Not Easy Being Red"

Boom! Roasted!

miley cyrus is gettin' prettyyyyyyyyyyyy cool, you guys.

you forgot to mention that the dude in the married couple said something along the lines of it not being all that great, or something. that was painful to hear.

no, that wouldn't be ok either.

joining you in that.

that was my immediate first thought

omg stephen, i love kale too. we are soulmates. i have loved you since you were such a romantic little douchebag on laguna beach!

i saw them in concert a few years ago—there are so many diehard fans to this day! they know all the words to all the new songs. my sister & i felt like jerks for only knowing "mmmbop" & the other songs on the middle of nowhere album.

i recently stopped talking to a guy i was interested in because he said something "sounded gay". i called him out on it & have stopped answering his text messages, calls, and pleas for attention ever since.

brilliance

I love you infinitely for this. this was my FIRST thought when i read the headline!

i snort laughed at that line!

you can get fucked in both, i reckon.

gaga has this awesome quote...it goes something along the lines of "if you are trying to decide between a man and your career, remember that your career will never wake up in the morning & tell you it doesn't love you anymore". edgy stuff.

HEY GALS & PALS!

i am exactly the kind of person this is marketed to (die hard 'office' fan, despite the past seasons) but i am befuddled by their belief that "quantiby first" is a common office joke. THEY DON'T KNOW ME AT ALL

Hate faxes! People are traveling back in time to 1994 to inconveniently express their dismay via the world's most annoying means of communication! This simply cannot stand