BAH GAWD! That’s Steve Austin’s music!

DID NO ONE NOTICE THE STONE COLD MUSIC RIGHT ON QUEUE?!

Battling for Bikini Bottom is great and all, but have you ever gotten deep into Wumbology?  

•  Spell while getting hit by a bus.

Life has taught me that God’s Plan is just to humiliate us as much as possible.

As a Dodger fan, homers are great and fun, but I really want to see RISP success. HRs tend to dry up at times in October because of better pitching (spoiler: we will not be playing the Mets in the playoffs) so getting productive ABs regardless is a big litmus test, as their World Series shortcomings include leaving…

But why is Cody #35? Does that number have some kind of significance or was it chosen at random?

*sigh* Nobody gets me.

Interesting fact... the top four teams in baseball (Twins, Dodgers, Yankees, Astros) have not had a walk-off win in an away game this season OR in any of the last three seasons.

I think people ignore how much closer fans are to the field in these new parks. Oakland Coliseum, you can get up, buy a hotdog and return to your front row seats before a foul ball will reach you. 

but really, who cares? 

That’s not from Ice, Ice, Baby - that’s from Sir-Mix-A-Lot’s “Baby got back”. 

I was just let down that the series spent it’s entire run talking up the white walkers as a huge existential threat to humanity itself, from the very first scene of the series, to the climax of the last episode of last season with the Night King bringing down the wall.

In general, I want more three pointers, not less.

I’M NOT YOUR GUY, FRIEND!

I did find him relatable during Fergie’s National Anthem performance.

Careful there.  Some edgelord might give you shit for whining, or worse, giving a fuck.

Real easte agent furiously scribbles “Enhanced BBQ Aroma.”

If you turn the audio way up, you can hear him shout, “I’M NOT YOUR FRIEND, BUDDY!”

Jimmy Fallon please commit suicide. You know you want to.