There’s another line from yet another different Springsteen song that I find particularly haunting. It’s from “Brilliant Disguise.” The song itself is about the lies we tell each other (and ourselves) in a failing relationship. And at the very end, he sings:

Tonight our bed is cold
Lost in the darkness of our love.
God…

Calling Crosby the cheapest, dirtiest player in the game is infusing the world’s blandest hockey dork with about 10x the personality he actually has.

Obviously not every musician has the stroke(or money) to do it, but Garth Brooks when he went back on tour basically just kept scheduling shows till he flooded the market with tickets for everyone who wanted them. I think every ticket in the stadium was the same price too. He played something absurd like 6-8 shows in…

you sound like a douche and a snob.  jesus.

I’m confused. What does this have to do with the guys in the park bouncing a ball off a little trampoline?

Throwing off of your back foot accurately several times per game isn’t a weakness. It is being a better athlete than those who cannot do it.  Why don’t people understand this?

“Well, everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn’t?”

Yeah same goes for Doug Marrone

Always wondered how he could deny he was arrogant, turns out he was claiming not to know “who bris.”

Still longer than I’d last in an MMA fight. Or an arm wrestling match. Or an actual wrestling match. Or in any type of physical activity besides typing this comment.

Perhaps we need a list of things that Tracy has never seen or heard in real life.

Thanks cdoggyd, for reminding me of that really old joke! To you kids, you have no idea how big Kenny Rogers was back then. He was everywhere. Even The Muppet Show.

Someone needs to add the Guile theme song to that video.

Eye-roll tide

Original New York Seltzer. The best hands down.

Original New York Seltzer. The best hands down.

Oh, it turns out the doctor was his mother, and the reason she couldn’t operate was she had puked and pissed on herself.

At a public university in South Dakota, the guys at my fraternity said “go grab a beer from the fridge. That’s your hazing.”

That is why the best UK Football will ever be was the early ‘00's.

They were in decline by then, trying to foist schlock like “668, The Neighbor of the Beast” on us.

Being polite on the internet high five!