She is a force of nature! I’m in awe of the way she and the others have channeled their guilt for furthering this religion into taking it down.

Yup, meanwhile Ashton is doing amazing work to end sex trafficking and child pornography.

The episode about the twin brothers made me cry so hard. And then laugh at the end when he was describing how the neighbor was fine disconnecting from him and his family (including his small children) but didn’t want to disconnect from his dog.

Did anyone else watch Remini’s show? I was fascinated by the lengths Scientoligists are willing to go to in order to hide the truth. It almost makes Trump and his cronies look honest.  

You could always make your own pee-pee tapes!

My wife and I wake up every morning in hopes of finding the pee-pee tapes splashed across the internet.

I’m internally petty; I keep all that shit locked up inside. I’ve held grudges for years, mostly against people who are no longer inside my life for very good reasons. I’m looking at you, LS and HS.

OTOH:

I’m 66 and looking back I really regret the times I should’ve just said what was on my mind and didn’t. Because, in the end, not saying it made no difference in the final outcome. Or where I am at today. So you should definitely call him that tomorrow. However, you might not want to follow my advice because I’m a…

Brad sits in his living room, signing the divorce papers from Angelina, devastated. Fade to Black.

Also see: “Mistakes were made.”

Good lesson.

When my ex went through a bitter break up he called me and tearfully said that he felt like he was living in The Truman Show and that he was Jim Carey and I was the cute brunette girl he always wanted to be with but couldn’t.

I hate the Post, but will remember this front page as long as I live, for its humor and its tastelessness.

Apparently to bone or not to bone is Sophie’s Choice to these guys.

I have good news! Every year I go with a friend to this dinner in March, and I just found out that the speaker is Hillary! I am excited to see her in person (our table is close-ish to the main table where she’ll be sitting) and hear what she has to say. Also, two years ago at this dinner Joe Biden stopped in during…

“You’ll be having the meatloaf.”

“No! I’ve told you before, I don’t want to listen to any vagina people before I have to speak. It’s bad karma...”

So I guess the new definition of “Presidential” is, “Acting like a minimally functional adult, for round about an hour or so.” Quite some achievement there. Do you all remember the fire in HRC’s words after her first debate with this nitwit? You could feel how she’d come alive. Someone remind me again why she was all…