Considering the pro-rape culture at barstool, cutting off their dicks would be a public service. 

If you think barstool readers have heard of curt flood...

This times ten fucking million.

#TorresBodyCount
#SanchezCrimeFamily

While I appreciate the fact that they’ve stopped advertising, kinda makes me wonder about why they were there before.

He doesn’t have empathy. He’s glorying in the destruction of someone’s property. Worst still, he’s doing so -first and primarily- with the plight of the owner coming last, pretty much as a mere afterthought.

If he had empathy, he’d focus on the plight of the owner and keep his trap shut making light of the process of…

Every day I grow closer to being a conspiracy theorist. 

Oh yeah because games should only be for the hardcore people.

Oh yeah! I forgot about this one!

This is the moment in this Major League reboot (Major League: O Boy!) when the team goes on an epic run inspired by tearing off the stick-on clothes of the cardboard cutout of Peter Angelos.

and Witherfork, Witherstraw and maybe even Witherhands.

You should have smacked her for talking during the anthem. 

Higher chance of him having to eat a bear’s ass in prison

it would absolutely whip ass if this guy was eaten alive by a bear or something

Pretty much. The guy is still young but with a big enough paycheck and how much he is currently worth he could just wait till his numbers dwindle on mixer and then comfortably retire without having to work another day in his life. 

“Elaine Benes’ famous “Yadda-yadda-yadda” catchphrase”

Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it and I shall move the world

Yeah, I do watch, and occasionally stream too and that’s exactly what I’d suggest unless she’s being intentionally controversial..

Breastfeeding in public is completely fine as we know the mother has no other option most of the time.

That one hit home, and I’m not even a Giants fan.