It’s a joke, Lana

Can we sue them back as the people for damages for all the grief they’ve caused back in the 19th century?

Rockstar will make this go away by guaranteeing that they will hire Pinkertons to massacre their workers when the unionization drive starts.

George Carlin said it best: “Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”

If Trout stays healthy, he will hit free agency at age 28 with about as much career WAR as guys like Adrian Beltre and Joe DiMaggio. He will have played about 350 fewer games than DiMaggio and more than 1500 (!!! - less than half as many!!!) as Beltre. He also will not technically be eligible for the Hall of Fame…

There are so many logic holes in TDKR from its expanded scope that are distracting to the hilt, but there are also so many excellent scenes that work in a vacuum. It doesn't hold together well as a cohesive movie like its predecessors, but it's a movie that works moment to moment 

If there’s any issue with his voice, it’s that the overly-mannered British accent is a bit of a weird fit for the character.

The Bezos Texts/pictures were leaked to the National Enquirer because they love Trump and Trump hates Bezos. I think that angle needs to be the focus rather than what Bezos looks like. The fact that a sitting president is using his influence to facilitate a stupid vendetta is very unsettling to say the least.

Making a movie for the people out there who don’t already know who the Hulk is would have resulted in a much shittier movie.

Or condemning Lando for all the independent contractorsinstalling a toilet main blowing up on Death Star 2.

Well, it still had a character called Peter Porker in it....

Thanos says that his plan is all to “court Death.”

You sure it wouldn’t have made the Thanos-as-Good-Guy videos ten times worse instead?

Hmm, interesting, I might switch to the -2 levels. Might sound silly, but the combat feels the most satisfying to me when I have a bit of an edge. “Fair” fights just feel kind of tedious and “hard” fights too easy to lose health but too hard to regain it. I’m cool with just being pretty OP :p

Wow, I’m surprised to see this column go. There’s always at least one tidbit of information that makes me leap into the comments in thought (such as this very one I’m writing right now! :-) ). Hopefully it gets replaced with something similar and just as informative. Cheers to all who were involved, and I wish them…

As a Spurs fan, I’m not even mad Harden willed this one out. This is one fucking phenomenal display of basketball tonight. And he wasn’t chipping away to that 44 with undeserved free throws; dude turned a 20-point deficit against a dynastic team into goddamn NBA JAM catch up AI. What a goddamn game to watch tonight,…

You seriously wanted to watch your favorite team get pounded by Clemson or Alabama, because that’s what would have happened. You really wish you were in the position that Notre Dame fan is now, where everyone was calling your team a fraud that never should have been in the playoff? You really wanted another six weeks…

I just got into the beta a couple of days ago. Putting in an hour was easy since it’s a decent game. I was going to wait for it to go on sale...probably wouldn’t have gotten it until steam spring/summer sale. Now I’ll get it for free.

At first I thought I would just put in an hour and then play more once I got a local…

He ran through a god-damned brick wall.

If ever the choice between quitting out of your game and striking your partner crosses your mind, log the fuck off and never play that game again.

I completely understand being in the moment in a game—being so immersed and inmeshed that having that concentration broken feels like a bucket of cold water.

It’s not an…