Now, to spend the next four weeks trying to envision the context in which a Dragon Age: Inquisition character says, "I will bring myself sexual pleasure later, while thinking about this with great respect."

Works for me.

I'm taking solace in the knowledge that FSU's win will be vacated anyway.

Republic Wireless has a plan for $10/month unlimited talk / text (via WiFi and cellular), and data over WiFi.

"..BioWare is an obsessive company that would NEVER do something like literally reuse the same few locations for every single encounter in any other game)..."

Oh god dammit is that Anders I hear at the end?

Ashley Todd says hi.

Should've gone with Hybrid's "If I Survive"

He runs like Red after Deebo took his gradmama chain.

What about the Archer Farms coffee?

From the comments:

Console, BF4, inFamous:SS, Knack, +1 controller: bought from a friend for $350

Actually, it's not really a demo since a) you still have online connectivity, and b) it's possible to platinum the game with the free version.

So, when Chipper Jones did this in 2012, what was Olbermann's take? What was Deadspin's?

Does this put Tina Turner out of the running for Super Bowl halftime?

Keith Olbermann KINJAS the NFL

So he's the sports Shadow Broker?