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I've always seen Kotaku as kind of a gaming tabloid anyway, as most of the Gawker sites are for their respective niches; you don't go to Gizmodo for technical analysis, and you don't go to Jezebel for serious feminist discourse. Gossip, rumour and a lack of objectivity are par for the course. I come to Kotaku because…

Bollocks. You do see how this can be cool, because you are well aware of the following which FFVII has. Whether you like the game is not important, and you are simply trying to kick up a storm.

The only difference that matters:

I want to say congrats on this article.

What's the difference between a 12=years-old's cell phone and a 20-years-old's cell phone?

They can also be uninformed. Most people are allergic to actual risk and depth in their action combat, so it's no surprise Monster Hunter is usually treated with reflexive snark in the mainstream gaming media.

What is your complaint about the combat? That it's fucking amazing?

Let us know what you think of this one! If it works well, maybe we'll keep doing it.

Why are you entitled to a "reasonable" price (what is reasonable anyway)? It's clearly stated in many places why the price point is where it is and that is good enough for me. The people who are racing to metacritic to give it a 0 are exactly the types of people you do not want owning your alpha build anyway.

Calling it a rape joke is reaching. The context of the line had nothing to do with rape.

Take-Two's 2011 E3 Sony press conference announcement of BioShock Vita hasn't been in development? But I've been looking forward to that announcement!

To all of the people saying to pirate the game instead:

WOW.

As far as shitty tweets go, that's pretty mild. I think it IS hard to understand sexual attraction and behavior that is outside of one's own personal realm. I'll never get Pony Play - does that make me hateful? People can trot around with their little hooves on all day long and I don't mind - I just don't GET it. I'd…

That's straight up bullshit. Just yesterday I was trying to fit all my cash into my small balenciaga motocycle bag and it wouldn't fit! I had given all my space saving black credit cards to my assistants to pick up my weekly shopping. I was forced to use my giant louis vuitton weekend bag and totally threw my back out…

So what I got from your post: "Internet tells me to hate EA, I hate EA!! ARGGGHHGH"