So you're saying that, if 9/10 non-Asian customers send their order back, you should continue to serve it to them the same way regardless because STEREOTYPES AND STUFF.

A lot of these are flat-out fine. Asian, big black, fat girls: they're simply distinguishing features. I'd imagine a lot of waiters put me down as "big nose" because, hey, my nose is pretty big, and you'd probably use it to point me out in a crowd.

And how would that help a colleague?

"The police focused on Dee Dee Moore and they didn't even consider other people."

What, I'm not distraught with grief so I'm trolling?

...Game?

Meh, her music was pretty awful. Not a huge loss.

I do really like Lynch's books, but from what I remember I wouldn't call the writing stellar. More functional than exceptional, like a lot of fantasy authors.

They're saying that Motorola's technology used in the 360 is critical to industry standards, not the 360 itself.

I used to live on about £20 a week which I believe is approximately $30. I don't know how expensive food and stuff is in America, but I didn't find it at all difficult. The major issue for me wasn't coffee (how expensive is coffee over there? I can buy a big jar for £3 that'll last for weeks) but cigarettes. I used to…

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Numerically disadvantaged? I thought you Asians were pretty good at maths?

Because only women have the right to be discriminated against.

Personally I'm fed up of skirts and dresses being marketed exclusively to women. When will the inequality end?

An equal representation of men and women in a comedy issue? Ha! That IS comedy!

It's not Britain, it's the Daily Mail. From what I've heard it's basically the equivalent of America's Fox News.

Aww, I was going to use this. Thanks, Kotaku.

Why are they 'horror pictures'? Because they're of a large black lady?

Does she have a massive growth on her right arm? Because her arm seems to bend before the 'elbow'.

Guys, guys. I think it was a joke.