I am the Pants Queen!!

i wish i had a mom

I couldn't believe no comment was made on the use of the word "tortiously"… thank you for fulfilling my needs

"This Sick Beet, Bear, and BattleStar Galactica"

"Fleshler" pretty much guaranteed what kind of type he could portray on screen

Stay Back Down -Tom Smith

I Won't Stay With Me -Sam Petty

The science checks out. Move along people, move along

too late, i did it myself. again.

i wish someone would deflate my balls

These aren't the droids you're looking for…

That smiling Pats logo was the funniest shit i've seen this morning.

"I'll show everyone my weiner. You've seen it, you know how dumb it looks"

“The only thing I really regret about Star Wars is the fact I never got to see it—I never got to be blown out of my seat when the ship came over the screen,” Lucas said. “The next one, I’ll be able to enjoy it like anybody else.”

This is the kind of analysis i can appreciate. No silly numbers or trends here. Only cold hard observations of … things

I guess the dialogue in The Room is actually pretty eloquent by his standards…

They didn't quite pull off Yoda here. Could've been a big pay off similar to the "luminous beings/size matters not" speech Yoda gave Luke in ESB. Oh well, still an entertaining half hour and the show is getting better week to week

THANKS A LOT SKYNET OR OBAMA OR NORTH KOREA. THANKS A LOT WHOEVER IS IN CHARGE NOW.

So does Christian Bale right?

Just smile and nod people. Smile and nod