He’s American.

Yes.

Eat Less, Walk More.

No by Pandas I mean Pandas. I’m not being facetious. I am truly interesting in knowing if we’re righting a wrong or just playing God.

what if you put the pen back in the wrong way?

If there were no humans, would there be more pandas?

I think getting hep A as soon as you fall in makes it an extreme sport

You don’t.

I think this can be classified as Munchausen’s by proxy.

Wait, you know most people?

Wait, you know most people?

Nah, it’s the internet!

It’s called Adderall.

“Large brings its own problems.”

It looks bad.

I use this. Not bad.

I use this. Not bad.

Disney got a lot better (Frozen) Pixar got a smidge worse (Cars 2, Brave). Not bad.

Exactly, the only time I was part of the wedding party I did not give a gift. The plane ticket alone was $800.

They’ll have to pry my 4s form my cold dead hands.

Release the game on time without bugs?

Humans! making everything shittier since 2,000 BC