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I thought all warriors fans were “casual” fans. Nobody knew they still had an NBA team four years ago.

Waiting for evidence is for suckers without Masters degrees in Journalism from Columbia.

Calling Obama a watermelon eating baboon gets nothing at St. Louis University, but “Trump 2016" written in chalk shuts down Emory and DePaul.

Have you looked at the projections this season? They’re supposed to finish in third place. They also won the World Series with 83 wins less than a decade ago.

Come on. Someone, tell me again that “Bernie Bros” don’t exist and how he and his followers aren’t misogynistic ass bags.

He had to release that statement as part of the agreed settlement. He’s basically saying: “Yo we both know you were down to freak in Colorado, but now I recognize that you want to take advantage of a lucrative opportunity by exploiting gender roles. So with that being said — I now see that you are no longer…

For general Cubs hate or this?

Torn ACL? I could have sworn it was a combination of plantar fasciitis and karma izabitchititus.

As a Brewers fan who cannot stand the Cubs or their fans.

Cardinal smearing is only funny with Magary does it.

I’m not a Cardinals fan at all, but I -am- starting to hope they do well l, just to piss off Deadspin. Deadspin is The Best Sports Blog with the Best Bloggers in the bloggerverse!

They're Jezebel bloggers now.

You’re right, I clearly have martyr complex. Furthermore, I’m 100% certain that Cards fans are WAAAAY better than any other fan....of any sport, not just baseball. Everyone can clearly see that. Beyond that, I’m definitely a douchebag. I’m glad you have a keen eye and can diagnose those attributes.

Thank god he’s with the Cubs now. If he was still a Cardinal the headline would stay at the top of Deadspin for a week and read something like, “Asshole Cardinal Lies. Stares Down Pitcher and Then Denies It”.

“WHY?! TELL ME WHY, DAMMIT! TELL ME WHY, J.R., YOU SON OF A BITCH!”

“WHY? DAMN YOU TRIPLE H...I MEAN J.R. WHY? SOMEBODY TELL ME WHY!!!”

Architects of the next financial crisis, right here.

hulk hogan wins 160 MILLION by beating the bullies of this establishment..

Would love to, but first I have to read Snooki's memoir and then listen to the complete works of Limp Bizkit.