This actually won’t charge your phone, unless you get an adapter. It’ll charge a PS3 controller though!

This actually won’t charge your phone, unless you get an adapter. It’ll charge a PS3 controller though!

When a Gawker blog criticizes someone for being offended over something trivial.

Sold out. :/

Sold out. :/

You are a Cardinal fan and that means you lick balls because Deadspin told me that’s what fans do.

Lol stay salty.

This take could heat my apartment for an entire winter.

Beast Mode signing with New England would be the best thing that ever happened, right?

Bulls and Hornets didn’t go to 5 in ‘95. And Muggsy wasn’t anywhere near the floor for the biggest possession.

Careful. Only she can make those jokes about herself.

“You seem to be saying that rather than looking into whether stories are true or not, we should just take people at their word and run what they say. Is that what you’re saying?”

This is called the Anna Merlan approach.

I just figured everyone at Deadspin was pissed because they never win... is that not the case?

“Stop acting your color, Cam.”
-Seahawks fans

You can send them to this email address that I’m about to set up.

...which isn’t a rule in the NFL.

Because Deadspin thinks it’s part of the media.

Smoked it once. Never again. My life turned into a god damn vine. Everything looped over and over for a good 20 minutes.

CHUH CHUH

Except they were originally an Ohio team...

Someone doesn’t get something, alright.