Unless your name is Adrian Peterson.
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ohTHATjosh
Coddled? Did you miss all of the Ray Rice coverage?
COTD
Ah, but what if both had testicles?
Remember when this guy said it would never happen again in his lifetime? I remember when he said it would never happen again in his lifetime.
Who the fuck am I kidding, no one will read this.
Creighton is in Omaha, for those who don’t know.
He went to Creighton, for those who don’t know.
I live in Omaha, and you wouldn’t believe the amount of people I talked to today that “totally hung out with him in college.”
What’s not to get? She’s a fucking hypocrite.
Bill simmons moved to OKC?
*Traded a white QB for a Native American QB. Such a racist, right?
Deadspin racist? You must be new.
It’s funny because Drew is STILL the most likeable writer on the staff, despite this horrible monstrosity.
Yes.
Because these aren’t famous women.
This is Jezebel. Double standards don’t count here.
This guy isn't happy about your use of the term "Mayo Boy" to refer to white people.
Gregg?