Doesn't matter, had sex?

I mean they're right...

Now the only way you'll see more picks in Chicago is if you watch Jay Cutler play at Soldier Field.

I love it when writers are hypocrites.

I see jokes aren't your thing. It must be painful having that stick in your ass all the time.

Except that Deadspin didn't publish the Jeter article. Gawker.com did. Nice try tho.

Erin Andrews is on the case as we speak.

"A pitcher would never throw a meatball to Jeter."
-Adam Wainwright

Was Jay Cutler one of the cats Brady raped?

LOLWUT

Quitter.

+1

Agreed. And for the record, I weigh 145... I'd die of fright if one of them ran at me.

In fairness, a female player could die after taking a hit from a 260lb linebacker... Agree on the other points though.

So you're saying she made it up? Guys like you are why Jezebel is allowed to publish 1,000 shitty articles a month.

It's even funnier because the last time a "Power Rangers actor" got in trouble an article had a picture of Johnny Yong Bosch attached to it. He played the 2nd black ranger.

And even if she WAS in the pic, it's fucked up to make that assumption.

She's the one who took it. Not the one photographed.

Not the woman in the pic. The woman behind the camera.

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW! I AM FUCKED!"