Leave it to New York to have fans that need help spelling a simple word like jets.

I can't edit this one to make me look like less of an idiot, so instead I'll say this: mmmm pumpkin spice...? Yeah. That's probably good.

You are right. Totally.

DISREGARD ME I SUCK COCKS. LOLOL

People still need to stop abbreviating shit.


(Maybe this one won't get deleted right away.)

People need to stop abbreviating shit.

*cunts bitching about assholes posting rape and murder gifs.

That story was fake.

You're a fucking retard.

Ouch!

That story was fake. :|

Cimini: "HOW THE FUCK YOU DOIN' BOYS?"

And how many female rapists are convicted?

"Doesn't count because a woman abused a boy."

-Feminists

Online bullying is not a real thing. Get the sand out of your vaginas and leave trolls alone.

Isn't that what most feminsts do when they cry misogyny?

When I was like 5, our school took a field trip to the zoo. A crow flew into the polar bear area and got devoured for it's trouble. Scarred me for life, man.

When I was like 5, our school took a field trip to the zoo. A crow flew into the polar bear area and got devoured for it's trouble. Scarred me for life, man.

As a Cards fan, this is pretty funny.

Omaha's news strikes again.