Men are fucking stupid. How hard is that?

+fucking 1

Exactly what's wrong with not wanting circumcision forced on people without their consent?

Because Wikipedia is a shit site?

They're clearly all busy making sandwiches.

Could you imagine blowing a guy for sold out football tickets only to find out they were selling them at the door? That'd be like blowing a guy for sold out football tickets only to find out that they were selling them at the door! There's no other way to complete that analogy, 'cause that's the shittiest thing that…

WHAT A WEASEL

Si.

In the words of the immortal Shaggy, "It wasn't me."

Wilbon comments here?

The ghost of Daniel Benoit takes his revenge on all wrestlers one by one.

Daniel Bryan's music reminds me of Elmer Fudd singing "Kill Da Wabbit."

In a way, this means Hargrove owes Deadspin, right?

So what the hell kind of friend sees all this going on and doesn't try to get the guy some help?

Will you make sure to let everybody know that Rick Reilly reported about this chat first on Twitter?

Wanna play cards sometime?

"They have a World Series in baseball now?"

Emmit Smith works for TBS now?