They’ve been blocked at being able to freely express their hatred toward other Americans. Now if they could only get being able to freely express their hatred toward skin color, their lives (under god) would be fulfilled once again... like they were able to do back in the 50's.

When I saw the tied up woman I assumed it was Baylor.

The problem is, those panels aren’t fiberglass. They’re a heavy-gauge injection molded plastic, not unlike you’d find on a kid’s toy dump truck. Those panels aren’t ever going to be made straight.

As much fun as it would be to drive and count the number of ignorant people asking if it is a DeLorean I feel as though I need a tetnus shot from having looked at it. For thousands less this might be a fun project but as it stands at $5,000 the crack doth run deep with this one.

The thing is, RWNJs never see ANY news source that tells them the truth — they literally swallow all the crap that’s spoonfed to them from Fox and Breitbart and the like because they lack the intelligence, analytical thinking skills, and the common sense to go out and fact-check anything.

The thing is, because of gerrymandering and the number of seats to be defended, even if there’s an epic anti-Trump wave, the GOP will still hold the House for sure and probably the Senate, too.

I’ll throw in hope for Smeagol Spicer also having awful hemorrhoids along with a burning sensation when he pees

Sean Spicer, March 6:

if you’re going to get technical, I dont think you can say the sun is stationary either.

I was confused by the shark in a shopping cart bit, then I read “Florida” and “Wal-Mart” and then it all made complete sense to me.

I think an argument could be made that the fact that Trump exists means God doesn’t.

God doesn’t exists, next question.

Wrong. If she is an educated elite living in Cali or NY, her vote will count less than those living in shitty ass Oklahoma

Welp, that pretty much screws my bracket.

yeah - Gizmodo/Deadspin and spelling usually don’t go together well.

Welp, there goes the NPS :(

That’s an odd metric for “socially adept.”

“because the president stay lying”

Timberlake still sucks.

He can lawyer up all he wants, but he’ll get nothing but legal fees to add to his student loan debt.