Timberlake still sucks.

He can lawyer up all he wants, but he’ll get nothing but legal fees to add to his student loan debt.

That Kansas “diploma” seems to be working for you too.

You seem fun.

I can honestly say I don’t get Pokémon.

...the single largest TV audience ever

Then your kid goes on strike with you. Use some imagination.

I assume her nomination is to make us look forward to the Dept of Ed being disbanded rather than being left in her hands.

No. I think that’s a good point, worth thinking about. Especially since one of the nominees with a penis is, you know, fucking Jeff Sessions...

As much as I want to see DeVos’ nomination go down in flames because she is bad and stupid - I still think it’s curious (i.e., curiously bad) that of all Trump’s terrible nominations (Sessions, Carson, etc.) the only one we might muster the votes to derail is a woman. Is that too PC of me?

Could her father take care of her? If you say you’re not doing it and he has to take her to work or stay at home himself, that’s a perfect example of how the work you do in looking after her is important and has economic value.

There looks to be a half dozen Divco trucks that are restore candidates. Bad ideas are now being formed. Very very bad ideas.

Every second of that performance was brilliant. Every twitch, every inflection of her voice was pitch-perfect. That was a crazy excellent skit, carried in full by a brilliant comedienne. Bravo

The writing was fucking spot on, almost as flawless as her makeup and wardrobe (they even made sure her suit collar floated in the back):

Hmm. A misanthropic nihilist doesn’t have a good sense of humor? Who knew.

My dear lord this is hilarious.

I’m surprised you skipped over the Citroën HY van, or are you trying to suppress the number of competing bidders?

This guy has to be canonized as Saint Jalop, The Protector of Humble Cardom. Where do I convert?

THIS. Their lack of chemistry is horrifying.

Puh-leez. I haven’t seen body language that stiff since Dump and Mel’s dance at the unauguration.