Who had the job of putting spiders in a vial in the first place?

GTA V for an 11 year old? Totally appropriate.

Are you applying for a position with Delta?

Lol, so, I made two batches of Haupia last week, AND A CHEESECAKE. Made a batch w/ heavy cream and a batch w/ pineapple juice instead of milk/cream. Both turned out pretty good, although my wife rediscovered a pineapple allergy, lol (itchy/irritated tongue). I’ll have to check out the haupia cheesecake recipe, thanks!

“Maybe by the end of its Grand Finale, we’ll have enough material for an album”

THANK YOU for including a link for haupia :) I love coconut, and that sounds delicious! I’m definitely going to try making it this week :D

Lol, this is hilarious, and exactly what I was thinking when I saw and thought, “Wait, that’s just a tamale in a bun? What’s next, a burrito in a bun?” The whole eating a quesadilla without cheese is messing with me though. In what sense is it a quesadilla if there isn’t any cheese in it? “Here’s your warmed…

Sounds almost like a Scotch Egg hamburger... which does sound pretty friggin good!

Not everyone can afford non-boring cars. Counterpoint: all the articles of people with super nice fancy cars wrecking them because they think they can drive, but can’t.

Or spend that money on a Blendtec/Vitamix/Ninja/FavoriteBlenderHere and have a healthy shake, not just juice (albiet, juice is delicious). Why waste all that good fiber? Turn it into a meal, not something that’s just going to raise your blood sugar. Plus, you can use that blender for things other than just making one…

“the rider makes up for it with a superhuman like situational awareness and balls of steel.” That is one take. The other is that he’s an asshole, driving like an asshole.  

It’s when you take an animal to be your husband, right? (that legislator needs to play himself some Civ...)

I would like to see that world burn.

Ah. Yeah. I guess the time period does make a difference for attire. Anyway, no reason for these things nowadays! At least the dickies looked professional. These are like, “Oh, so you’re wearing a wife beater under that? Stylish...”

Ok. Then you should know that there is good fat and bad fat. Mayo you’re buying at a store has tons of shit added to it to keep it from going bad. That’s bad, not because of the fat, but because of everything else that was added to it. Make your own mayo. Eat as much of that as you want.

I... I don’t understand. Why not wear a shirt under the jacket, but remove the jacket once you’re at work? Wouldn’t wearing a jacket be pretty warm?Like, warmer than a shirt?

India Pale Ale. Not Indian. And no, a Pale Ale is not the same as an India Pale Ale.

“Remember, nobody is born with bravery—it’s earned.” *Watches scary movies and plays scary video games*  

Valero’s are on the West coast too.

“Noble Caledonia said the incident was ‘unfortunate,’ adding that it’s ‘firmly committed to [the] protection of the environment...’”